when i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.